8.2.0beta4/doc/Tao-of-IRC.940110


The Tao of Internet Relay Chat
Copyright (C) Ove Ruben R Olsen 1994
Version of 940110
Contributing masters: Master ScottM

-----
Something is formed by the electrons, born in the silent cable. Shaping
and growing and ungrowing. It is there yet not there. It is the source of
Internet Relay Chat. I do not know the name, thus I will call it the Tao
of Internet Relay Chat.

If the Tao is great, then the IRC is running ceaselessly. If the IRC is
great then the server is running without ever stoping. If the server is
great then the client will always be the server. The luser is then pleased
and there is Chat in the world.

The Tao of IRC squits far away and connects on returning.


-----
The genetic potential of birth, a lot to know, yet unknown.

In the begining there was nothing.

Out of nothing the Tao gave birth to tolsun.oulu.fi. tolsun gave birth to
OuluBox.

OuluBox gave birth to rmsg.

rmsg was not Tao, so MUT gave birth to IRC.

No one knows when IRC came into existance, the mighty master WiZ have it
to be at the end of the eight month in the year of the Dragon.


-----
Each channel has its purpose, however humble. Each channel is the Yin and
Yang of IRC. Each channels has it's place within the IRC.

In the beginning there was only channel 0, thus channel 0 is the soil of
IRC.

Channel 1 to channel 10 then was open as the sea. Channel 11 to 999 was the
trees and forests of IRC. Channels above 999 should not be mentioned, and
channels below 0 were unborn and contained many secrets.

This was not the right Tao, so IRC gave birth to +channels.

+channels had the yin and yang. Mode does not.

This was not the right Tao still, so IRC gave birth to #channels.

#channels have the yin and yang.

Only channel 0 is the right path to Tao, but avoid speaking on channel 0.


-----
There was a great dispute among the Broom-Walkers of the Relay. Some of them
wanted neither yin nor yang. Out of this Eris came into existance. Some of the
Broom-Walkers then created Eris Free-net.

This was the right Tao.

Kind Gentle and Boring Net was another wrong path to the Tao of Internet Relay
Chat.

Some time later there was a quantity of some lusers who wanted to be
Broom-Walkers also. The Eris Free Broom-Walkers did not agree with them,
thus a new IRC was born. This IRC is called the Undernet.

But this is not the right Tao, either.


-----
There will always be disputes among the Broom-Walkers of Internet Relay Chat.

This is the very nature of the IRC.


-----
Lusers that do not understand the Tao is always using the yang of Mode on
their channels. Lusers that do understand the Tao are always using Ignore
on their channels.

How could this not be so ?


-----
The wise sage luser is told about the Chat and uses it. The luser is told
about the IRC and is looking for it. The flock are told about the Tao and
make a fool of the IRC.

If there was no laughter, there would be no Tao.


-----
The master says:
"Without the Tao of Internet Relay Chat, life becomes meaningless."

The Relay of the old time was mysterious and sacred. We can neither imagine
its thoughts nor path; we are left but to describe.


-----
The sage luser must be aware like a frog crossing the highway.


-----
The great master Wumpus once dreamed that he was an automaton. When he awoke
he exclaimed:
        "I don't know whether I am Wumpus dreaming that I am a client,
         or a client dreaming that I am Wumpus!"

So was the first Automata born.

The master Nap then said:
        "Any automata should not speak unless spoken to.
         Any automata shall only whisper when spoken to."

Thus replied the master Gnarfer:
        "The lusers shall keep in mind that a automata can be either good or
         bad. Create good automata, and the IRC will hail you and you will
         gain fame and fortune. Create bad automata and people will start to
         hate you, and finaly you will be /KILLed to ethernal damnation"

Many lusers have fallen into the clutches of ethernal damnation. They where
not following the Tao.


-----
There once was a luser who went to #BotSex. Each day he saw the automatons.
The luser decided that he also would have such a automata.
He asked another luser for his automata. The other luser gave his automata
away.

The luser was not within the Tao, so he just started the automata. The automata
had only Yang inside so all the lusers files where deleted.

Some moons laither the same luser then had become a sage luser, and did create
his automata from the very grounds with materials found inside the IRC.
The luser was now within the Tao and his automata lived happily ever after.


-----
There once was a master who wrote automatons without the help of master Phone.
A novice luser, seeking to imitate him, began with the help of master Phone.
When the novice luser asked the master to evaluate his automata the master
replied: "What is a working automata for the master is not for the luser.
You must must BE the IRC before automating."


-----
Master BigCheese gave birth to master Troy; his duty clear. Master Troy gave
birth to master Phone, for the Tao of Irc must be eternal and must flow as the
ceaseless river of Time itself.


-----
Master Phone once said about the ircII client:
        "public_msg is for a message from someone NOT on the channel
         public_other is for a message on a channel that doesn't belong to
         a window. public is for a message on a channel that belongs to a
         window!"

Out of this raised the mighty chaos.


-----
The sage luser came to the master who wrote automata without the help of
master Phone. The sage luser asked the master who wrote automata: "Which is
easiest to make. A automata with the help of master Phone or an automata
made with the help of a language ?"

The master who wrote automata then replied:
        "With the help of a language."

The sage luser was disapointed and exclaimed: "But, with master Phone you
do not need to know anything about the soil of IRC. Is not that the easiet
way ?"

"Not really" said the master who wrote automata, "when using master Phone
you are closed inside a box. For sure, it is a great box for the lusers,
but the master will need more power, thus a language is the only path to go.
With the language the master will never have to limit himself. When using
such a language the master will seek the best between the need and the
availibility."

"I see", said the sage luser.

This is the essence of Tao of IRC automatas.


-----
A client should be light and be used for communication. The spirit of a good
client is that it should be very convinient for the luser to use, but hard
for the luser who want to create automata.
There should never ever be too many functions or too few functions.

There should always be a ignore.

Without ignore the client is not within the Tao of Chating.

The client should always respond the luser with messages that will not
astnonish him too much. The server likewise. If the server does not, then it
is the clients job to explain what the server says.

A client which fails this, will be useless and cause confusion for the lusers.
The only way to correct this is to use another client or to write a new one.


-----
A luser asked the masters on #IrcHelp: "My client does not work".
The masters replied: "Upgrade your client".
The luser then wondered why the master knew. The master then told him about
the Protocol.

"Your client does not work beaucse it does not understand the server. Why
should it always work ? Only a fool would expect such. But, clients are made
by humans, and humans are not perfect. Only Tao is.

The IRC is solid. The IRC is floating, and will always be dynamic. Live with
that or /quit."


-----
The luser came to the masters of #IrcHelp, asking about the Tao of IRC within
the client.
The masters then said that the Tao of IRC always lies inside the client
regardless of how the client connects to the server.

"Is the Tao in irc ?" asked the luser.
"It so is" replied the masters of #IrcHelp.
"Is the Tao in the ircII, Kiwi, rxirc, vms, rockers and msa ?" asked the
luser.
"In all of them and in the TPC, irchat, zenirc, zircon X11-irc and even the
dos irc has the Tao" said the master quietly.
"Is the Tao in a telnet connection directly to the server ?"

The master then was quiet for a long time and said. "Please leave, such
questions are not within the Tao of IRC".


-----
The master says: "Without the Protocol of TCP the messages will not travel.
                  Without the client, the server is useless."


-----
There once was a luser who used the ircII client. "ircII can do anything I
ever need for using IRC" said the emacs client user, "I have /ON's, I have
assignments, I have aliasing. Why don't you use this instead of the huge
emacs client, which also has a messy screen?"
The emacs client user then replied by saying that "it is better to have a
scripting language that is the client instead of have a client that has
a scripting language." Upon hearing this, the ircII client luser fell silent.


-----
The master Wumpus said: "Time for you to leave. I did, now I'm happy."
The master Gnarfer replied: "Use, but never overuse IRC, then you will also
be happy within IRC"


-----
A luser came unto the masters of #EU-Opers and asked, "How can I be, yet not
be, a user@host within the IRC?"
The masters of #EU-Opers replied: "To be Tao is to be ones true self. To hide
ones self is not Tao, and is not IRC, you have much to learn before you shall
be at rest within the Flow of Irc.  Please leave"

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#	User	Rev	Content
1	michael	2000
2			The Tao of Internet Relay Chat
3			Copyright (C) Ove Ruben R Olsen 1994
4			Version of 940110
5			Contributing masters: Master ScottM
6
7			-----
8			Something is formed by the electrons, born in the silent cable. Shaping
9			and growing and ungrowing. It is there yet not there. It is the source of
10			Internet Relay Chat. I do not know the name, thus I will call it the Tao
11			of Internet Relay Chat.
12
13	michael	2355	If the Tao is great, then the IRC is running ceaselessly. If the IRC is
14			great then the server is running without ever stoping. If the server is
15			great then the client will always be the server. The luser is then pleased
16	michael	2000	and there is Chat in the world.
17
18			The Tao of IRC squits far away and connects on returning.
19
20
21			-----
22			The genetic potential of birth, a lot to know, yet unknown.
23
24	michael	2355	In the begining there was nothing.
25	michael	2000
26			Out of nothing the Tao gave birth to tolsun.oulu.fi. tolsun gave birth to
27	michael	2355	OuluBox.
28	michael	2000
29			OuluBox gave birth to rmsg.
30
31			rmsg was not Tao, so MUT gave birth to IRC.
32
33	michael	2355	No one knows when IRC came into existance, the mighty master WiZ have it
34	michael	2000	to be at the end of the eight month in the year of the Dragon.
35
36
37			-----
38			Each channel has its purpose, however humble. Each channel is the Yin and
39			Yang of IRC. Each channels has it's place within the IRC.
40
41			In the beginning there was only channel 0, thus channel 0 is the soil of
42	michael	2355	IRC.
43	michael	2000
44	michael	2355	Channel 1 to channel 10 then was open as the sea. Channel 11 to 999 was the
45	michael	2000	trees and forests of IRC. Channels above 999 should not be mentioned, and
46			channels below 0 were unborn and contained many secrets.
47
48	michael	2355	This was not the right Tao, so IRC gave birth to +channels.
49	michael	2000
50			+channels had the yin and yang. Mode does not.
51
52	michael	2355	This was not the right Tao still, so IRC gave birth to #channels.
53	michael	2000
54			#channels have the yin and yang.
55
56			Only channel 0 is the right path to Tao, but avoid speaking on channel 0.
57
58
59			-----
60			There was a great dispute among the Broom-Walkers of the Relay. Some of them
61			wanted neither yin nor yang. Out of this Eris came into existance. Some of the
62	michael	2355	Broom-Walkers then created Eris Free-net.
63	michael	2000
64			This was the right Tao.
65
66	michael	2355	Kind Gentle and Boring Net was another wrong path to the Tao of Internet Relay
67	michael	2000	Chat.
68
69	michael	2355	Some time later there was a quantity of some lusers who wanted to be
70			Broom-Walkers also. The Eris Free Broom-Walkers did not agree with them,
71			thus a new IRC was born. This IRC is called the Undernet.
72	michael	2000
73			But this is not the right Tao, either.
74
75
76			-----
77			There will always be disputes among the Broom-Walkers of Internet Relay Chat.
78
79			This is the very nature of the IRC.
80
81
82			-----
83	michael	2355	Lusers that do not understand the Tao is always using the yang of Mode on
84	michael	2000	their channels. Lusers that do understand the Tao are always using Ignore
85			on their channels.
86
87			How could this not be so ?
88
89
90			-----
91	michael	2355	The wise sage luser is told about the Chat and uses it. The luser is told
92	michael	2000	about the IRC and is looking for it. The flock are told about the Tao and
93			make a fool of the IRC.
94
95			If there was no laughter, there would be no Tao.
96
97
98			-----
99			The master says:
100			"Without the Tao of Internet Relay Chat, life becomes meaningless."
101
102	michael	2355	The Relay of the old time was mysterious and sacred. We can neither imagine
103	michael	2000	its thoughts nor path; we are left but to describe.
104
105
106			-----
107			The sage luser must be aware like a frog crossing the highway.
108
109
110			-----
111			The great master Wumpus once dreamed that he was an automaton. When he awoke
112			he exclaimed:
113			"I don't know whether I am Wumpus dreaming that I am a client,
114			or a client dreaming that I am Wumpus!"
115
116	michael	2355	So was the first Automata born.
117	michael	2000
118			The master Nap then said:
119			"Any automata should not speak unless spoken to.
120			Any automata shall only whisper when spoken to."
121
122			Thus replied the master Gnarfer:
123			"The lusers shall keep in mind that a automata can be either good or
124	michael	2355	bad. Create good automata, and the IRC will hail you and you will
125			gain fame and fortune. Create bad automata and people will start to
126	michael	2000	hate you, and finaly you will be /KILLed to ethernal damnation"
127
128	michael	2355	Many lusers have fallen into the clutches of ethernal damnation. They where
129	michael	2000	not following the Tao.
130
131
132			-----
133	michael	2355	There once was a luser who went to #BotSex. Each day he saw the automatons.
134	michael	2000	The luser decided that he also would have such a automata.
135			He asked another luser for his automata. The other luser gave his automata
136			away.
137
138			The luser was not within the Tao, so he just started the automata. The automata
139			had only Yang inside so all the lusers files where deleted.
140
141			Some moons laither the same luser then had become a sage luser, and did create
142			his automata from the very grounds with materials found inside the IRC.
143			The luser was now within the Tao and his automata lived happily ever after.
144
145
146			-----
147			There once was a master who wrote automatons without the help of master Phone.
148			A novice luser, seeking to imitate him, began with the help of master Phone.
149			When the novice luser asked the master to evaluate his automata the master
150			replied: "What is a working automata for the master is not for the luser.
151			You must must BE the IRC before automating."
152
153
154			-----
155	michael	2355	Master BigCheese gave birth to master Troy; his duty clear. Master Troy gave
156			birth to master Phone, for the Tao of Irc must be eternal and must flow as the
157	michael	2000	ceaseless river of Time itself.
158
159
160			-----
161			Master Phone once said about the ircII client:
162			"public_msg is for a message from someone NOT on the channel
163			public_other is for a message on a channel that doesn't belong to
164	michael	2355	a window. public is for a message on a channel that belongs to a
165	michael	2000	window!"
166
167			Out of this raised the mighty chaos.
168
169
170			-----
171	michael	2355	The sage luser came to the master who wrote automata without the help of
172			master Phone. The sage luser asked the master who wrote automata: "Which is
173			easiest to make. A automata with the help of master Phone or an automata
174	michael	2000	made with the help of a language ?"
175
176			The master who wrote automata then replied:
177			"With the help of a language."
178
179			The sage luser was disapointed and exclaimed: "But, with master Phone you
180			do not need to know anything about the soil of IRC. Is not that the easiet
181			way ?"
182
183			"Not really" said the master who wrote automata, "when using master Phone
184			you are closed inside a box. For sure, it is a great box for the lusers,
185			but the master will need more power, thus a language is the only path to go.
186			With the language the master will never have to limit himself. When using
187			such a language the master will seek the best between the need and the
188			availibility."
189
190			"I see", said the sage luser.
191
192			This is the essence of Tao of IRC automatas.
193
194
195			-----
196			A client should be light and be used for communication. The spirit of a good
197			client is that it should be very convinient for the luser to use, but hard
198			for the luser who want to create automata.
199	michael	2355	There should never ever be too many functions or too few functions.
200	michael	2000
201			There should always be a ignore.
202
203			Without ignore the client is not within the Tao of Chating.
204
205	michael	2355	The client should always respond the luser with messages that will not
206	michael	2000	astnonish him too much. The server likewise. If the server does not, then it
207			is the clients job to explain what the server says.
208
209			A client which fails this, will be useless and cause confusion for the lusers.
210			The only way to correct this is to use another client or to write a new one.
211
212
213			-----
214			A luser asked the masters on #IrcHelp: "My client does not work".
215			The masters replied: "Upgrade your client".
216			The luser then wondered why the master knew. The master then told him about
217			the Protocol.
218
219			"Your client does not work beaucse it does not understand the server. Why
220			should it always work ? Only a fool would expect such. But, clients are made
221			by humans, and humans are not perfect. Only Tao is.
222
223	michael	2355	The IRC is solid. The IRC is floating, and will always be dynamic. Live with
224	michael	2000	that or /quit."
225
226
227			-----
228			The luser came to the masters of #IrcHelp, asking about the Tao of IRC within
229			the client.
230			The masters then said that the Tao of IRC always lies inside the client
231			regardless of how the client connects to the server.
232
233			"Is the Tao in irc ?" asked the luser.
234			"It so is" replied the masters of #IrcHelp.
235	michael	2355	"Is the Tao in the ircII, Kiwi, rxirc, vms, rockers and msa ?" asked the
236	michael	2000	luser.
237	michael	2355	"In all of them and in the TPC, irchat, zenirc, zircon X11-irc and even the
238	michael	2000	dos irc has the Tao" said the master quietly.
239	michael	2355	"Is the Tao in a telnet connection directly to the server ?"
240	michael	2000
241	michael	2355	The master then was quiet for a long time and said. "Please leave, such
242	michael	2000	questions are not within the Tao of IRC".
243
244
245			-----
246			The master says: "Without the Protocol of TCP the messages will not travel.
247			Without the client, the server is useless."
248
249
250			-----
251	michael	2355	There once was a luser who used the ircII client. "ircII can do anything I
252			ever need for using IRC" said the emacs client user, "I have /ON's, I have
253			assignments, I have aliasing. Why don't you use this instead of the huge
254	michael	2000	emacs client, which also has a messy screen?"
255			The emacs client user then replied by saying that "it is better to have a
256			scripting language that is the client instead of have a client that has
257			a scripting language." Upon hearing this, the ircII client luser fell silent.
258
259
260			-----
261			The master Wumpus said: "Time for you to leave. I did, now I'm happy."
262	michael	2355	The master Gnarfer replied: "Use, but never overuse IRC, then you will also
263	michael	2000	be happy within IRC"
264
265
266			-----
267	michael	2355	A luser came unto the masters of #EU-Opers and asked, "How can I be, yet not
268	michael	2000	be, a user@host within the IRC?"
269			The masters of #EU-Opers replied: "To be Tao is to be ones true self. To hide
270	michael	2355	ones self is not Tao, and is not IRC, you have much to learn before you shall
271	michael	2000	be at rest within the Flow of Irc. Please leave"
272